We make the best records, so naturally we make the best things to place these excellent records upon. We've made only 50 of these sweet slipmats, so this one is for the real Red Scare die-hards.

A note: Please only buy this with a 12" LP. The store already adds enough dumb fees and taxes to your charge, so we are keeping this cheap so we can include it with an order for a record. Ya dig? Let me repeat: DO NOT ORDER THIS BY ITSELF. We will take your slipmat, chop it up, then snort it. Rules are rules.